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Cyber-Tech Confusion |
Channeled by The
Most Mysterious, Esteemed and Exalted Cyber-Guru (who won't reveal who he is
(:-)
| Editor's Disclaimer: This is an anonymous person's sense of the surreal. It
does not represent official Hearts & Minds ideas. |
You're confused about
computers if you think:
  The only thing that really exists is your computer, and you're just a figment
of its imagination.
- God is only on the Internet, but you just haven't found His Web Site
yet.
- Your PC is your spiritual master, and you bow to it each morning.
- Silicon is the Ultimate Crystal.
- People always tell the truth during cyber-sex, and you want to write
the
 Cyber-Sutra.
- Computers always make your life simpler.
- General Protection Faults are codes to tell the future.
- Your computer is programming you.
- "The Universe" is only a giant Computer.
- We should offer incense to all the on-line gods.
- Your computer sends you telepathic messages even when it's off.
- Computers mean you'll use less paper.
- Your twinkle-eyed guru is wise to keep 100 top-of-the-line
gold-plated, jewel-encrusted computers in his palace, though he doesn't know how to use
them. This proves he transcends materialism - a true yogi and not a bogi.
- Screen savers save souls.
- Egyptians designed the pyramids with powerful computers, then hid
their hardware so well that it has never been found.
- Your computer was Cleopatra in a past life.
- Computers are from Mars and software from Venus, and both flew to
Earth on flying saucers.
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